In a lab for medical tests,
two little rats were living their best.
Dr. Snackles liked cheese and running in a wheel,
and he liked how Miss. Nibbles made him feel.
But allás! She was brutally plucked from his side!
He then turned into a villain, called mr. Snyde.
“Fear not!”, he said, “Mr. Snyde is here”.
“I shall punish the humans with pestilence and fear!”
Oh so theatrical, and albeit smart,
His experiments ended in a poisonous fart…
Care Instructions
Keep out of direct sunlight to preserve paint colours. Dust gently with a soft brush. Do not submerge in water. Handle with care — she’s fragile, though her heart is not.
Shipping & Returns
All creatures ship in custom coffin-shaped boxes with foam padding. EU delivery 3–5 days, worldwide 7–14 days. You have 14 days to change your mind. If she arrives damaged, that is on the workshop. Each piece is insured. The grim details live in the conditions.