This is Frank, bane of the reef,
you can tell by his really, really sharp teeth.
He was made by a chef with a love for the arts,
who put him together with leftover parts.
He once did an interview with yours truly,
titled “why do humans pee in the sea?”.
He reálly hates that, so it's not very wise!
Don't pee in his water, it wil be your demise…
Care Instructions
Keep out of direct sunlight to preserve paint colours. Dust gently with a soft brush. Do not submerge in water. Handle with care — she’s fragile, though her heart is not.
Shipping & Returns
All creatures ship in custom coffin-shaped boxes with foam padding. EU delivery 3–5 days, worldwide 7–14 days. You have 14 days to change your mind. If she arrives damaged, that is on the workshop. Each piece is insured. The grim details live in the conditions.