Bottled Bewilderment

€45.00 incl. VAT

Available — ships within 3–5 days

Description

We found this little fellow in the garden. He looked confused. To be fair, he still does. A thoroughly bewildered teal bug creature trapped in a cork-top glass jar with dried moss. He has antennae, a moustache, one visible tooth, and an expression that says “how did I get here and where are my trousers?” A perfect desk companion for anyone who relates.

Care Instructions

Keep out of direct sunlight to preserve paint colours. Dust gently with a soft brush. Do not submerge in water. Handle with care — she’s fragile, though her heart is not.

Shipping & Returns

All creatures ship in custom coffin-shaped boxes with foam padding. EU delivery 3–5 days, worldwide 7–14 days. You have 14 days to change your mind. If she arrives damaged, that is on the workshop. Each piece is insured. The grim details live in the conditions.