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Moldred Dustbone
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Moldred Dustbone
€250.00
incl. VAT
Available — ships within 3–5 days
Description
Moldred dustbone
From beyond the grave dear granny still,
gives advice against your will.
"Flirt with vicars, cheat at cards,
hide your cash in biscuit jars".
Her tombstone did not mention rest,
it simply said "granny knows best".
Now in the end, to stop the moan,
they buried her with a telephone.
So know you know; dial 666,
for love advice and household tricks......
Care Instructions
Keep out of direct sunlight to preserve paint colours. Dust gently with a soft brush. Do not submerge in water. Handle with care — she’s fragile, though her heart is not.
Shipping & Returns
All creatures ship in custom coffin-shaped boxes with foam padding. EU delivery 3–5 days, worldwide 7–14 days. You have 14 days to change your mind. If she arrives damaged, that is on the workshop. Each piece is insured. The grim details live in the conditions.
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